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| Kat | Date: Monday, 2014-02-24, 7:58 AM | Message # 1 |
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| The goal here is to post a joke (a clean joke) to make other people laugh and smile!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
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| Clover | Date: Monday, 2014-03-10, 7:20 PM | Message # 2 |
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| Alright, here's some good ones!
"Why can't a chicken dial 911?"
"Because it can't find the 11" this one may take a bit to figure out C:
"A man walks into the library and screams-CAN I HAVE A BURGER AND SMALL FRIES?- the worker there says- This is a library!- the man says-oh, sorry- and wispers-can I have a burger and small fries?-"
"Two girls are driving to disney world, one sign says- DISNEY LEFT- the girls go home crying"
That's all I have!! XD
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| Kat | Date: Tuesday, 2014-03-18, 8:45 PM | Message # 3 |
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| Haha! I like those!  ok, here's a few cheesy ones
Why don't sharks eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!!!
What starts with T, ends with T and is full of T?
A teapot!
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Quackers!
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they'd be bay-gulls.
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| Kat | Date: Tuesday, 2014-04-22, 2:15 AM | Message # 4 |
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| Tom, Bob and Harry went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 600 stories high.
Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 200 stories, Tom will crack jokes.
The second 200 stories Bob will tell a happy story and lastly Harry will tell a sad story.They then started up the steps
After 2 hours it was Harry's turn. He turned to the other two and said "Ok guys, here's my sad story. I forgot the keys downstairs.
A sloth calls the police to report that he was attacked and robbed by a gang of turtles. When the police ask him to describe the attack, he replies:
"I.....Doooon't.....knoooow...
It... all... happened..... soooooo ... fasssst....."
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| Clover | Date: Tuesday, 2014-04-22, 3:49 AM | Message # 5 |
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| Haha cute!
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| Kat | Date: Friday, 2014-06-20, 4:42 AM | Message # 6 |
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| Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock? A: It went back four seconds.
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| Kat | Date: Tuesday, 2014-08-19, 10:06 PM | Message # 7 |
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| Kat | Date: Tuesday, 2014-08-19, 10:10 PM | Message # 8 |
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| Clover | Date: Thursday, 2014-10-23, 1:42 AM | Message # 9 |
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| What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
"Put it on my bill."
Why was six scared of seven?
Because seven "ate" nine.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Two men walked into a bar, the last one ducked.
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| Kat | Date: Tuesday, 2014-10-28, 6:47 PM | Message # 10 |
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| LOL! I love those ones~!
Here's a Halloween one
Why don't mummies take vacations?
They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
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| Clover | Date: Thursday, 2014-11-13, 2:32 AM | Message # 11 |
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| Haha, good!
Why does a bunny hop?
because they like to do the hip hop!
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| Clover | Date: Friday, 2015-08-14, 3:29 AM | Message # 12 |
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| Okay this is a really cheesy one XD
What is a horses favorite snack?
Canterlope!
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